Ironic.

I’m sorry if this will be a little off topic.  But as this blog talks about life, spice and even the not so nice…I can definitely ponder these thoughts here:

How can you say you’re caring when you’re admitting that you are frank, tactless and snob?

How can you say you’re jolly, chatty, and sweet when, again, you admit that you are snob and choosy on friends?

It’s totally confusing and ironic.  It’s as if you’re committed to a regular intake of safe weight loss pills and yet you’re still endlessly devouring and feasting on fattening foods.  It’s useless.

As retweeted by @ihatequotes “Pretentious people are just like cross stitches at the front, but twisted and messed up at the back. -Colleen Houck”

Period.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?



You Are Coffee Ice Cream


Energetic and lively, you are always on the go.
You’re doing a million things at once and doing them well.
You tend to motivate others and raise spirits.

You are most compatible with chocolate ice cream.

What Donut Are You?


You Are a Boston Creme Donut


You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.

But on the inside, you’re a total pushover and completely soft.

You’re a traditionalist, and you don’t change easily.

You’re likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and you pout if it’s sold out.

This is perfect. Dunkin Donuts’ Boston Kreme is my favorite actually!

What’s Your Pizza Personality?



You Are Everything Pizza


Diverse and adaptable.
You enjoy the full buffet of life.
It’s hard to you play favorites with friends… or flavors.
There’s very little that you dislike!

What Kind of Eggs Are You?



You Are a Scrambled Egg


You are spontaneous and fun. You like to mix it up in life, and you are very flexible.

You consider any day that surprises you to be a good day. You aren’t big on planning and structure.

You are an agreeable, happy person. You can get along with almost anyone, and you’re pretty easy to please.

You live a somewhat chaotic life, but things seem to work out for you in the end. Even when things are a mess, you come out fine at the other end.